Weight Loss funny quotes in Hindi

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वजन बढ़ना किसी के लिए समस्या है तो किसी के लिए वजन का कम होना समस्या है. क्योंकि हर कोई फिट, हेल्थी और सुंदर दिखना चाहता है. यदि सही वक़्त पर जागरूक होकर नियमित व्यायाम और संतुलित घर का खाना खाएंगे तो बेतहाश वजन बढ़ने के चांस कम है. अगर आपका वजन बढ़ चूका है तो उसे कम करने के लिए निरंतर प्रयास करते रहिये।


Weight Loss Funny Quotes in Hindi


महिला – मेरा वजन कैसे कम होगा?

डॉक्टर – अपने गर्दन को दाएं से बाएं हिलायें।

महिला – किस समय?

डॉक्टर – जब कोई खाने को पूछे।


Weight Loss Funny Quotes in Hindi


शरीर का मोटापा

चीख-चीख कर कह रहा है.

कि योग, कसरत और

डाइटिंग कर लेकिन

.

.

.

.

आत्मा को पिज्जा,

समोसा और बर्गर चाहिए।


Weight Loss Funny Quotes in Hindi


छोटी मोटी लड़ाई

तो हर पति पत्नी के बीच होती है

लेकिन अगर पत्नी का वजन 101 किलो हो

तो ये लड़ाई किसी हादसे में

बदल सकती है।


आप बस खाते पीते रहो,

वज़न की चिंता बिल्कुल मत करो,

क्योंकि कंधे पर तो दूसरे ही उठाकर ले जाएंगे।

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